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Asking SDE Multiple
5.2x
+37% over market median
Realistic Fair Value
$680,000
Defensive 2.8x multiple
Valuation Haircut
-$570,000
45.6% off asking price
Savage Due Diligence Verdict

☠️ TOXIC TRAP: The seller is offloading a flaming liability wrapped in a glossy slide deck. With 5.2x SDE and 54% customer concentration, this is financial suicide at the asking price.

Red-Team Risk Flags Detected

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Programmatic M&A Due Diligence Directories

        
Explore average SDE multiples, standard earnouts, and due diligence checklists by category.

      


      

        
          
B2B SaaS (<$500k)

          
3.0x - 4.5x SDE

        
        
          
Shopify DTC (<$1M)

          
1.8x - 2.8x SDE

        
        
          
Newsletters (<$250k)

          
1.5x - 2.5x SDE

        
        
          
Agencies (<$500k)

          
1.4x - 2.2x SDE

        
        
          
Marketplaces (<$1M)

          
2.2x - 3.8x SDE

        
      

    

  


  
  

  

  
  

    
    🔥 Private buyer in Austin, TX cut $340k off an inflated 4.8x Shopify acquisition (2 mins ago)