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Revenue Quality

Customer Churn & Cohort Retention Teardown

Topline revenue growth frequently masks catastrophic underlying churn decay. Analyzing monthly logo churn vs. net revenue retention (NRR) reveals whether the customer base is sustainable post-close.

🚩 Common Seller Red Flags & Tricks

🛡️ Buyer Forensic Audit Steps

  1. Request cohort retention heatmaps broken down by acquisition month over 24 months.
  2. Isolate voluntary cancellations from involuntary failed credit card payment churn.
  3. Audit customer support ticket volume for complaint clusters regarding bugs or billing disputes.
  4. Interview top 5 customers under an NDA broker escrow protocol prior to closing.

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